Craig Schuftan


The Blow Parade

The Blow Parade was a five-part music documentary series created by Chris Taylor, Andrew Hansen and myself. Each half-hour episode told the story of the making of a classic rock album – Lake Deuteronomy’s epic Spool in the Pits of Prometheus, The Fatcocks’ explosive punk masterpiece Corgi Scum, and legendary folk singer Egg Zagar’s tragically posthumous Whale Song.

Never heard of them? That’s because none of these bands or albums really exist. They’re fictional creations, hatched in the mind of Chris Taylor. Their music – which runs the gamut from 70s space-funk to 80s stadium rock – was single-handedly composed by Taylor’s Chaser comrade Andrew Hansen, and performed by a team of expert musicians – including triple j’s own Lindsay MacDougal. The voices in the doco – the band members, music journalists, studio engineers, record company bigwigs, news reporters and assorted innocent bystanders – were all performed by Taylor, Hansen and me. And the whole thing was produced, polished and tweaked in the triple j radiophonic workshop, to give it that special glow of ‘music history in the making’; that certain sound that lets you know in advance you’re about to hear a bunch of blokes in their fifties reminisce at length about how they came up with the guitar sound that changed the world.

Blow Parade, Episode 3, The Fatcocks by Schuftronics

The Blow Parade was a new challenge for me as a producer – almost three hours of new music recorded especially for the series; an elaborate conceit involving fake archival recordings, demo tapes and verite studio chat presented as part of a radio documentary being played within a classic oldies radio show; and a series of increasingly preposterous sound effects directions from Taylor (‘Sound of hippopotamus banging head vigorously against cathedral bell’, ‘Drumkit slides off roof of skyscraper and falls to the street below’ and ‘Dawn of time: cosmic wind and universe particles’).

If you'd like to download the rest of the series, you can get it here.




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Actually My Name's Marina

"What the audience demands of the artist - really demands, in its unconscious desire - and what the artist thinks it ought to be given... [is] the same thing: the sentiment of being. The sentiment of being is the sentiment of being strong... such energy as contrives that the centre shall hold, that the circumference of the self keep unbroken, that the person be an integer, impenetrable, perdurable, and autonomous in being if inot in action."

marina and the diamonds | the family jewels | identity | personality | realism | authenticity | lionel trilling

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Once upon a time

"Music was now an object that could be owned by the individual and used at his own convenience... Now the Symphony of a Thousand could play to an audience of one. Now a man could hear nocturnes at breakfast, vespers at noon, and the Easter Oratorio on Channukah. He could do his morning crossword to 'One O'Clock Jump', and make love right through the St Matthew Passion. Anything was possible; nothing was sacred; freedom was absolute. It was the freedom, once the cathedral of culture had been wrecked, to take home the bits you liked and arrange them as you please. Once again, a mechanical invention had met capitalism's need to recreate all of life in its image. The cathedral of culture was now a supermarket."

Evan Eisenberg, 1987

wu-tang clan | shaolin | age of mechanical reproduction | aura | ritual | art | artists


Tomorrow's Harvest

"What if I tell you now that I have often longed even for plays I have seen performed - frequently the very ones which bored me most - or for books I have read in the past and did not like at all? If that is not madness, there's no such thing."



Hold to the Difficult

"And you must not let yourself be misled, in your solitude, by the fact that there is something in you that wants to escape from it. This very wish will, if you use it quietly and pre-eminently and like a tool, help to spread your solitude over wide country. People have (with the help of convention) found the solution of everything in ease, and the easiest side of ease; but it is clear that we must hold to the difficult; everything living holds to it, everything in nature grows and defends itself according to its own character and is an individual in its own right, strives to be so at any cost and against all opposition. We know little, but that we must hold to the difficult is a certainty that will not leave us; it is good to be solitary, for solitude is difficult; the fact that a thing is difficult must be one more reason for our doing it."

Rainer Maria Rilke, 1904

rainer maria rilke | kate bush


Always music in the air

'Acousmatic, the Larousse dictionary tells us, is the 'name given to the disciples of Pythagoras who for five years, listened to his teachings while he was hidden behind a curtain, without seeing him, while observing a strict silence.' Hidden from their eyes, only the voice of their master reached the disciples.... In ancient times, the apparatus was a curtain; today, it is the radio and methods of reproduction, along with the entire set of electro-acoustic transformations, that place us, modern listeners to an invisible voice, under similar conditions.'

Pierre Schaeffer, 'Acousmatics', 1966

pierre schaeffer | musique concrete | sonorous objects | acousmatics | pythagoras | phenomenology | twin peaks | red room


Music Sounds Better

'Imagine a traveller from a hundred years ago arrives at our doorstep and asks us why the music of the 20th century operates so frequently on the basis of cyclic repetition. Not just the rap and dance genres of popular culture, but also minimalism - perhaps the single most viable strand of the Western art music tradition... why does so much of our music work this way? What kind of needs do these patterns satisfy?'

Susan McClary, 1999

stardust | daft punk | susan mcclary | minimalism | loop | chaka kahn | repetition